Yes, that is a one-liner. I doubt I will have time for anything substantial today so please accept this gem of a headline as my apology.

And for dessert, here’s my favorite silly classified ad.

Thanks for all the nice feedback on the footy piece. I learned something about football etiquette that I didn’t know before from a couple readers: Man U is an offensive way to refer to Manchester United, because of its use in offensive chants by terrible people. I edited the article to remove uses of the phrase.

Finally, I learned that Shawn doesn’t like double spaces after sentences. Like, REALLY doesn’t like double spaces. :)

This is a guest post by Nate Spears, who has taken over the site this week while Shawn is on vacation at an undisclosed location.

One of those headlines