Combining the dour wisdom of the philosopher Kierkegaard with the modern philosophy of the … something something Kim Kardashian:

To win a crowd is no art; for that only untruth is needed, nonsense, & some knowledge of human passions. LIKE me on Facebook to learn more!

Ok one more:

A little makeup lesson for a friend: Tears do not quench the gleam in your eyes; pallid cheeks are all the more soulful.

But seriously this is the last one, this time from her spiritual twitter brother, Justin Buber:

The Thou is beyond description, not a mere list of named qualities. But I love ur eyes & ur hair, & the way ur jeans fit is makin me stare

This is a guest post by Nate Spears, who has taken over the site this week while Shawn is on vacation at an undisclosed location.

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